More for my (mostly) high school au that I am now apparently writing.
Well it’s not only set in high school since it spans 12 years but you get the gist.
all clothes should be like $1
cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
Some actors are famous for great lines like ‘Life is like a box of chocolates’. But not me. No, I get ‘Lucifer, you’re my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks’
Richard Speight Jr. (via wonkybum)
introducing people to your online friends
those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you
“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*
wen she say go deeper but u all out of dick
Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid?
I’m a dude…
I’m a lesbian…
Just for the comments
not just for the comments……but cuz im not preggo
I have been loudly declaring “out” to everyone I have seen for the past hour. When will this end? When can I stop? I do as the wentz commands. I am so tired