1: Jared and Jensen playing their characters on the show:
2: Jared and Jensen playing other characters on the show:
3: Jared and Jensen playing characters from other shows:
4: Jared and Jensen playing Sam and Dean playing Jared and Jensen:
5: Jared and Jensen playing Sam and Dean playing Jared and Jensen playing Sam and Dean:
When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see
"hey since you’re up can u-"
I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase
new traffic light color ideas
- purple: turn around and go back
- mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
- cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
- black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again